" (There is) an egg on ice skates, who at a distance spotted a frying pan, thus eliciting a dire form of panic within him
thereby rendering him incapable of continuing. This causes him to trip over his laces (and cutting them with the blade)
and falling on his face (whichever side he is)
and spilling yolk all over the ring
which, needless to say,
causes a disastrous pandemic which spreads across the whole ring
people slipping and falling, only to gobble a quick delicious nutritious meal of yolk on the ice before realising their buttocks are screaming in pain.
oohhh the horror. "

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