'Mr. Sun was a happy bear who liked

to sleep in bed. One day he took some drugs,

and now that bear is dead.'

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'Edwin the penguin, the silly fellow,

wanted to fly very high.

But then the police caught him pushing drugs-

Now edwin is going to die.'

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'Bob the hedgehog took drugs to school,

and sold them to a friend. But he was arrested,

and now he'll hang - It's a very painful end.'

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'Peter the panda wanted to be everybody's friend.

He became a drug user, which made him a loser,

That's how his life will end.'

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What a way to scare kids while playing card games.

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I trade these ashes in for beauty

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and wear forgiveness like a crown

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comming to kiss the feet of mercy

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I lay every burden down

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At the foot of the cross.

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2 Reasons why YOU should totally start doing your freakin part to help conserve the environment before it's like, too late

and 8 other reasons how YOU could like totally do that.

one. Cause you're not the only one that lives/will live on this planet, you selfish jerk.

other one. DON'T consume endangered animals or 'novelty' creatures.

other two. DON'T purchase endangered animals or 'novelty' creatures.

three. DON'T poach animals. Don't poke them either.

four. Switch on a fan instead of the air-conditioning once in a while and know that you've just not contributed as much to creating a massive hole in the 'O' zone layer in that particular while.

five. ADOPT a stray and treat it well. If what you picked up was a child, I suggest bringing it to a police station quick. Be WEARY, for it may cast a spell on you and leave you penniless/centless. If what you picked up looks like a fat cat but smells like trash and is covered in printed words, it probably IS trash.

six. Support public transport or car pool. NEVER pee in the pool. It's disgusting.

seven. DON'T dump your litter just anywhere you morons. Reuse them if they're non-biodegradable.

eight. DON'T smoke. Esp in public or at home. Give a thought for the kids. HAVE A HEART. Otherwise it'll slowly clog up, all black, disgusting and TOTALLY unattractive and explode into a million and one pieces (like confetti) when you least expect.

two. Cause saving the earth is totally the other coolest thing to do, after following Jesus.


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It amuses me when people asks for opinions but decides not to acknowledge
critisism.

SELECTIVE HEARING.

Mom: How was lunch?
Me: It was nice! But it was a-
Mom: AIYA. Why must have 'but' one? *laughs and walks away*

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Hi sandy….
Hi benjy…
Wanna write a poem?
Sure.
Ok go..

Upon a tree
I ate a bee
And couldn’t see
The tree
Is it just me?
Or sandra dee
It couldn’t be
Tree

Upon a star
Not very far
I wished for a car
Made of tar
Okay, nah
Like that lar
Star

A panda walked into a bar
the bartender went, "hah!"
And he shone like the moon
and he looked like a spoon
Once in a blue baboon
though it really was a raccoon
Before he had breakfast – eggs and an afternoon
he went out and found a blue mushroom
KA BOOM
-fin-
-bin-

Good poem there, benjy.
Thanks. Rhyme this – REFRIGERATOR
elevator, Rhyme this –ORANGE
ORANGE
Doesn’t work that way. Rhyme this – WINDOW
I win. (:
Cucumber
Whatever
Forever
and ever
Amen-er.

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" (There is) an egg on ice skates, who at a distance spotted a frying pan, thus eliciting a dire form of panic within him
thereby rendering him incapable of continuing. This causes him to trip over his laces (and cutting them with the blade)
and falling on his face (whichever side he is)
and spilling yolk all over the ring
which, needless to say,
causes a disastrous pandemic which spreads across the whole ring
people slipping and falling, only to gobble a quick delicious nutritious meal of yolk on the ice before realising their buttocks are screaming in pain.
oohhh the horror. "

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