Saturday, June 23, 2007

Declaration:
Silent blabber is purely spontateous thinking and typing with the continuous influence of the writer's surroundings. Thoughts are not written to scale. Thoughts are partially fictional and are not to be trusted. Read at your own risk.


Silent blabber #2

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Hello. ((:
Have you ever realized why the sky was so blue? This is actually because the sea is that blue. So you would think why is the sea so blue? Well I’d tell you, but I’m too lazy. Fine, fine I’ll tell you. It’s because the (the money becomes clean) fish in the sea go ‘bluep bluep bluep’. Haha. Okay, Bad joke. It’s just another excuse why I’m not listening in class. Actually I am. (roll eyes) it’s a very complicated situation. Blah blah blah. I, personally, find the little red squiggly lines under these words very annoying. And that little camera on your lappie, is freakin me out. It’s like there’s little people in there looking at me. Blame it on the fairy tales. Goblins, changelings, pixies and secret realms. They get to you. In a funny way. Tend to make your imagination run stupid. Boggarts scare me. Banshees too. Screw you Microsoft Word. Damn you red squiggly lines. Lalala. Let’s go for Macdonalds. I’m starting to really hate those squiggly lines. I shall plot world domination against those little pip-squeaks. RAWWR. Okay. Yes, I’m bored. So go away. No no, don’t go away. Buy me white chocolate. Then you can go away. Kick a dog, Kick a cat, kick a rat, I’ll call you fat. Then I’ll hit you with a bat. Then I’ll turn you into a mat. Then I’ll sit on you till you’re really flat. Haha. Yes, this tickles me. Go on, humour me. Don’t you find antropomorphism very interesting. I guess I spelt it wrong since those little red squiggly line won’t leave me alone. Great. Now the green ones wanna join in too eh. Squiggly galore. Idiots. Go away. I don’t want you. Go haunt the green lady or something. She’s the genius of central park. She’s the witch who put the ridiculous geas on neef and astris. Poor neef. Well. Changelings are mortal anyway. And besides, curiousity never cease to amaze the mortal mind. Or so plenty of folk lore seem to claim. Oh focus, focus, where art thou. In the shops, rampaging through sale items i say. OMG. The tubes are with her. Damn it. Pay me back I say. I feel awfully lonely without my greens. :/ . oh well. Not like I’ll never get them back right. But seriously, I’d really like to have them now. It’s just that selfish want to have your things in range. Of sight, of touch. Blah blah blah. Flip flip flip, flip those pages people. Let’s get this class over and done with. I’ve got too much on my mind. Personally, I don’t really enjoy you reading my thoughts. Not particularly really. But okay. Not like you can help it. So now that I have your attention, I shall cast a spell on you, and THEN plot world domination. MUAHAHAH. Okay. My teething appetite has gotten the better of me. GROWL. Goodbye my friend, for time waits for no man, and i want some fries. NOW.
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