1. Falling off a 15 story building, breaking every bone but still breathing.
- You just bought insurance.
2. House catches fire, leaving you with nothing but ash, debris and the 2 dollar note in your pocket.
-Your legs work just fine to walk you to MacDonalds to buy a cheeseburger.
3. Spilling coffee on the new dress you spent half your savings on.
-You still have the other half to buy another one.
4. Dislocating both your shoulders during your first dance recital.
-Harlem at it's best.
5. Having to be in that one toilet cubicle with a dysfuntional flushing system during your first prom night with the cutest guy you've always dreamed of going to prom with, after that banana guacamole curry smoothie your 'best' friend had dared you to drink during the hottest truth and dare contest.
-You're 15, by the time you're 25, no one would remember. or they might. but then you'd have a really cool embarrasing childhood story to tell to your kids.
6. It's national day, and every local channel is airing that national day rally in every language they could possibly come up with.
-Thank God for cable. ( if you don't have cable, be thankful you have a TV.)
7. Your dog ate your homework.
-You'd never have to worry about him having not enough fibre in his diet.
8. Your dog ate your library book.
-You'd REALLY never have to worry about him not having enough fibre in his diet.
9. Writing an entry about 10 sucky things that can happen in life; yet there's always something to be thankful for, and only coming up with 9.
-Your legs work just fine to walk you to MacDonalds to buy yourself a Happy meal and a McFlurry.
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